

was just a pile of sentimental crap with no value behind it, unashamedly pandering to our emotions, Mac and Me contains pertinent social and political messages, unashamedly pandering to our emotions and Corporate America. If it weren’t for rip-offs, we wouldn’t have M&M’s, Hollywood, John McCain or even America. This film has been accused of being nothing more than an E.T. Sure, God never said anything about any of those things, but it’s a God-given right to attribute things to God that we think he would have agreed with, seeing as how everything about God is clearly made up. And it’s a God-given right to hate and make fun of those who are different from us.

It’s a God-given American right to rip-off popular films for our own financial gain (or loss). It’s a God-given American right to endorse our nation’s corporations. This movie is fucking terrible, but if you think this is the worst movie ever made, then you are clearly against the American way, that seemingly one way of life that everybody ought to adhere to. Mac and Me will definitely be one of the most terrible and hilariously-insane American lovefests you’ll ever see, brought to you by friends at Corporate America.
